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Preparing for SAT essay

Watch and rewatch Inception if you have it. My book tells me that connecting all the evidence to ideas is really important (at least I think it’s getting there; I didn’t finish reading it yet). So you must study up on your knowledge of ideas, and so flip the tube on to Inception!

Day 16. A character for a new cartoon show

Introducing Pillow Talk

I have no creativity

Some people think love is about the girl that drives you the maddest

Maybe it is, but the “-dest” part of this whole thing means that there can be other girls that drive you insane. You may not love them, but when you’re driven mad by that one girl and still driven mad by another, then shit

The point I’m trying to make here is that I decorated my ex-APUSH notebook.

This is in honor of my Avengers experience. You should have been there

It all began last week as I debated whether or not I should accept an invitation from Johnson to go watch the Avengers at Cinemark. So I decided that I would pick between things

I sent a message to someone I really care about, asking this person whether or not this person was available to hang out on Friday. I got no response, and I was totally heartbroken (lol… but yes). I made the angsty post talking about how people are usually worried about getting a negative response, but no one ever expects not getting any at all. In the end, I chose to go to Avengers instead. I was going to take notes on it (for confidential reasons), so I decided that, in (dis)honor of Mr. Holly’s movie-note-taking, I would use the rest of my APUSH notebook to do it. I ripped out all the old pages and made some new ones, and then I prepared a bunch of things for note-taking.

I brought a pen instead of the more traditional pencil for two reasons: 1) It would be more convenient as I won’t be urged to switch to an eraser. 2) I don’t have a functioning mechanical pencil. This part is actually important.

So I went to the food court by myself at around 10:40 and ate an early lunch. I still remember it: a slice of a deluxe pizza with two (big) garlic roles and water. It was really good; good thing I didn’t go out with that other person because doing so would require good breath (the garlic). So I then ventured to Entrance 5 of the Great Mall at around 11:16, about a minute late for the actual meeting time. Most everybody was there, which is cool cause I was the only person to come via Food Court (hipster). We bought tickets and went to the arcade, blah blah blah. I wish I had gotten tokens to play DDR though. It would have been hilarious (I suck at that game, and I suck for not sucking at it in public). Then everybody went to buy snacks except me. “Screw theater food,” I said as I ignored my friends being ripped off and stuff.

We got to the theater (woooooooo) and took our seats. It was pretty empty; all of the money they raised must’ve come from just the first two weeks. I sat in between Basheer and Alan at the left edge of a row. I was really set on taking note, but then Johnson came in with a bunch of those trays for sharing other people’s popcorn. I though, “fuck popcorn,” and then I had the greatest idea ever. In the instant that Johnson offered me a tray, I gladly accepted his offer and took my pen out. I wrote “DAT ASS” in big letters on the back of the tray thingy, and later “HAMMER TIME” on the other side. Basheer followed suit after he finished his popcorn, and thus began the Glorious Game

The main idea of the Game was to raise the sign into the air “DAT ASS” facing behind you whenever the camera would sneak a peek at Scarlett Johansson’s rear. Whenever Thor came in, the sign must be raised into the air with “HAMMER TIME” facing behind you (so people behind you can read it; I’m pretty sure we were going to piss people off, but it was just Alex behind us. I don’t remember the other person). Eventually, DAT ASS would also be raised for Colbie Smulders, random girls, girls moving around in the audience, and even Chris Evans

So we (at least I) had a lot more fun than just watching a movie that day. I felt very fulfilled because my thinking on my feet created a very fun movie experience for myself (the Thor one was kinda lame, though. I just stopped doing that) and you all probably hate me for it now lol

Don’t worry, your hate is justified, especially now that I’ll always have it handy on my ex-APUSH notebook

Oh, and to relate back to my original post, if I am found guilty of being a pervert from this whole DAT ASS and ScarJo business, then I can only plead insanity

Day 15. Monsters!

I drew stick people because stick people are monsters. I mean, no one is that damn skinny lol

SAT

I’ve successfully spent my SAT cramming week not studying for the SAT. So my new studying regimen consists of at least two practice tests tomorrow (it’s going to be Hell), doing push-ups, and calming myself down by doing something other than studying

Sometimes I think Hell is a place where people do things they really don’t want to do. Maybe it alternates between miserable tasks, or maybe it’s non-stop SATing